Archive for August, 2007

what’s the deal with going to antarctica?

August 31, 2007

recently i’ve been getting this question a lot:

what’s the deal with going to antarctica?

every time that question popped up i did my best to explain the who, what, where, when, and why in about 2 paragraphs (spoken or written). i figured that the question will probably not stop popping up (now OR after i get back), so here is my response… please bear with me:


every year between august and february (the southern hemisphere’s summer) hundreds of scientists from all over the world (and maybe even Al Gore!) go to antarctica to study and do research; they study climate (past and present), astronomy, the atmosphere, the oceans, etc etc. some of them do this on a boat, some at the South Pole, but most of them study at McMurdo Station (the largest community on the continent). Here’s what wikipedia has to say:

McMurdo Station [operated by the United States] is Antarctica’s largest community and a functional, modern day science station, which includes a harbour, 3 airfields (2 seasonal), a heliport and over 100 buildings, including … a bowling alley with an antique Brunswick manual pinset machine. There is even a 9-hole disc golf course on site. The primary focus of the work done at McMurdo Station is science, but most of the residents (approximately 1,000 in the summer and fewer than 200 in the winter) are not scientists, but station personnel who are there to provide support for operations, logistics, information technology, construction, and maintenance.

WOW! bet you didn’t know that, huh? well, that is where i’ll be this coming winter, from about October 10th to February 28th! sounds like fun! you can at least take some comfort in the fact that while i’m down there the sun will never set (24 hours of daylight) and the temperature will average about 25 or 30 degrees. that’s not so bad.

so… how did i get this job?

two years ago a friend of the family, doug leen, went to antarctica as THE dentist and lived to tell about it. my aunt and uncle had a little dinner party at their house a while after he got back, and he told stories and showed slides and it was great! i happened to be living with my aunt and uncle at the time (having just moved to seattle), and i was completely enamored with the idea of going to antarctica. i talked to doug afterward and got the information i needed.

all of the research at Pole and McMurdo is orchestrated by the United States Antarctic Program (USAP), which is a branch of the National Science Foundation (NSF). so, the USAP and NSF deal with finding the scientists and organizing the research, but i won’t be directly working for them. i’ll be working for (enter creepy music): RAYTHEON!! AHHHH!! you know, the evil space-laser contractor making millions off the war in iraq.

well, technically i will be working for Raytheon Polar Services Company (RPSC) which is a subsidiary of Raytheon (but that’s splitting hairs). RPSC exist for the sole purpose of providing support for the USAP: they build buildings and boats and hire cooks and janitors and order all the food and deal with all of the infrastructure. every april they host a 1-day job fair in denver for anyone who might be crazy enough to actually want to go to antarctica and work like a dog five months.

being that crazy, this past april i loaded myself into a van with meredith, morgen, cedar, marie, and bookis. we left seattle at about 7pm on a wednesday and drove through the night, arriving in denver just in time to pick my brother up from the airport at 6pm on thursday. next, we picked up peter at the bus station and then found a hotel for the night. we woke the next morning (friday), checked out of the hotel, and went to the job fair from about 9am to 5pm. we talked and talked and waited and waited and bullshitted and bullshitted with as many hiring managers as we could: the cooks, the janitors, the garbage collectors, the cargo handlers, and even the shuttle drivers.

when it was all over we loaded ourselves (now eight) back into to the van. we dropped nate off at the airport and peter in boulder, and then drove through the night, arriving back in seattle at about 4pm on saturday (less than 72 hours later).

then we waited. we waited for a call or email. when that came (about a month later) we did a few phone interviews, they checked references, and then we were offered a job. i (along with meredith, morgen, and cedar) were offered jobs as “dining attendants”, which means that we will be working in the kitchen (but not touching the food). we will be washing dishes, mopping floors, and tending the buffet.

after we accepted the job offer, they sent us a shit load of paper work, which we’ve been working on for about 3 months now. we’ve had full dental exams and full physicals, and we’ve given blood once and urine twice. we are just now finishing with all the paper work.

meredith and i will be boarding a plane on October 5th (the others +/- a few days) bound for Denver. we stop there for 2 days of training and then we are off to Christchurch (New Zealand) for another 2 days of training. there, they give us all the cold-weather gear that we need and then pack us into a C-17 and fly us (for about 7 hours) to antarctica.

and the coolest part is that they pay for EVERYTHING! they pay for round-trip airfare, room and board, all the doctor visits, AND they pay about $400/week for the work. considering that there isn’t much to spend that money on while you’re down there, you can save close to $8000. THEN, they fly you back to New Zealand and give you a voucher for a plane ticket home when you feel like it. i definitely plan on traveling for at least 2 months after we are done working.

still got questions? send me an email or comment below.

qoop customer service - part 2

August 29, 2007

despite all that i had already been through with QOOP, i decided that the only way to truly test their system once and for all (and prove that i was in the right), was to submit another order. i sent hugh the following response before i had completely made that decision:

From: eli
To: QOOP
Date: August 27

hugh,

thanks for the update! it’s good to hear that i actually do have options. i will definitely give that a try for my next order, but i’ll probably still keep my fingers crossed just in case.

i don’t really see how that will affect things, though. my prints were in order when i submitted the last batch (i triple checked them), so the problem had to have occurred sometime between me submitting the order and you all receiving the order. i guess we’ll just have to wing it and see.

i really do appreciate the time you have spent dealing with me on this.

eli

i was afraid that if i waited too long before printing my next batch (like when i get back from antarctica = 9 months) they might forget that i even exist. then, if the problem does repeat itself, everything would be less relevant and i probably wouldn’t get the attention that i would get now. i put in the order, making certain that the photos were chronological.

From: eli
To: QOOP
Date: August 27

Hugh,

i just submitted another order for about 650 prints, order #xxxx61482.

here is the set that i printed:

http://flickr.com/photos/elisfanclub/sets/72157601700659474/

is it possible to at least just look at the order that they arrived to you guys and see if that is the order that they are in in the set i linked to above?

thanks again for your help

eli

that was yesterday afternoon. i was expecting to get some sort of email response later that evening or early this morning. neither of those things happened and i was left waiting.

then, much to my surprise, an unfamiliar number appeared on my cell phone’s caller ID this afternoon: it was hugh from QOOP! he was calling to let me know that the exact same thing was happening with my new order that happened with the last. it hadn’t been printed yet, but hugh was able to verify that the arrangement that they received was certainly not the same as the set on flickr. i had been completely vindicated!

it was at this point that deja vu set in… hazy dissolve.

What if:

I submit a set for printing, but first you guys compare the order of the photos in your system against the order on Flickr. If they are the same, go ahead and print them. If not, refund my money.

Is something like that possible?

hazy transition

I’m sorry but we can not do the request that you asked us to do. I’m sorry about not being able to help.

wait… what? what happened? did i black out? that was weird…

anyway, hugh told me that he was going to check with the engineers and with flickr and really dig deep on this problem. he also said that when they do finally get this all sorted out that i will be getting this batch printed and shipped for FREE (that’s about $100 worth of prints)!

From: QOOP
To: eli
Date: August 28

Thanks, Eli:

As I mentioned on the phone, we’ll be checking your order for you. (Thanks for the link as a control)

I’ll get back to you with any feedback from our engineers.

Best,

Hugh

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i wrote all of the above sometime on wednesday afternoon and i was waiting to see what would unfold before submitting this post. i wasn’t sure what exactly i was waiting for, but i had a feeling. boy, was i right.

at about 6pm on thursday evening i got a comment (on the first qoop post) from Bill Murray, the CEO of QOOP. say what? that’s right… this shit has gone all they way to the top. so, click that link right there and read that shit (and my response) because it’s starting to get really exciting!

shopping teams

August 29, 2007

a quick search through the elisfanclub archives will show that the very first time i mentioned xkcd.com was back on september 30th, 2006. 2006? that was like almost a year ago! wow.

anyhoo, the guy continues to keep me laughing. his most recent comic about shopping teams had me in stitches, absolute stitches!